“We pray that the tide is turning and that our brothers and sisters — sitting across the imaginary aisles the media likes to segregate us into — are realizing it’s actually We the People versus a global elite who want all of us as slaves. But then the Swifties remind us that there are millions of Americans so insulated from the treachery in their own backyards that they’ll gleefully go out and drop $180 on a moron’s jersey just because he’s dating an even bigger dolt they idolize."